she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Randomize
