: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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