She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
