my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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