JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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