How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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