Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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