Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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