Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize