haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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