I am spending my child support on dildos
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He has the fingertips of a God
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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