We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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