Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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