Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You took a bar mat shot.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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