Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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