Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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