I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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