Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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