She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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