Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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