He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I got inside last night via doggy door
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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