it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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