I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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