Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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