and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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