it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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