just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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