eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Drake has all the answers
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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