IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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