Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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