There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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