i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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