Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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