i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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