In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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