Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
porn star boner night. come get it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
tell me about the eggs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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