They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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