were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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