Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Hello my rib-scented angel!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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