a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He has the fingertips of a God
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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