I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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