is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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