I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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