I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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