love makes seman taste better
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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