STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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