i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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