didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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