Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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