After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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