Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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