doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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