Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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