So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm sobbing to NWA
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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