There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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