how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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