Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
organizing the empties. That sober.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How does one acquire holy water?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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