Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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