So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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